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The Missionary and the Meatloaf

An LDS missionary was an enthusiastic but not very capable cook. One day his companion saw that he was close to tears.

"Elder, what's wrong? Did you get a 'Dear John' today?"

"Worse! I made a meatloaf for our dinner, but our landlady's cat ate it.!"

"Don't take it so hard, Elder. We'll buy her another cat."

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