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LDS Hymns Beloved by Cannibals

Top Ten LDS Hymns Beloved by Cannibals

10.  Chews the Right.
9.  We Ever Prey for Thee.
8.  While of These Enemies We Partake.
7.  Feast on Our Fathers.
6.  Eat Me in to Life Eternal.
5.  Ye Simple Souls Who Stew.
4.  The day Dawn is cooking.
3.  Did You Think to Prey?
2.  Swallow the Prophet.

And the number one LDS hymn beloved by cannibals is...

1.  A Poor Wayfaring Man of Beef.

- A Mormon Zone Original

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