Noah and His Neighbor
Noah was in his back yard building the Ark when his neighbor comes along and says, "Hey Noah, whatcha doin'?"
Noah says, "I can't tell you."
His neighbor says, "Awwww, c'mon Noah."
"Sorry - I can't."
"Why not?" asked the neighbor.
Noah replied "'Cause I can't."
"C'mon, just give me a little hint?"
Noah *sighs*, "Okay.......... How long can you tread water...........?"
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