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A Child's Prayer

The family was having the missionaries over to eat. The father turned to his six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I don't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife prompted.

So the daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these missionaries to dinner?"

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